I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you. —
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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
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